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Good afternoon! Guess wat happened when i was waiting for the bus? A SBS bus driver changing in the bus! Yes.. No kidding. As i turned my head, i chanced upon this single decker parked bus and there was a man inside putting his shirt on and adjusting his pants! Lol.. Even he wanted to change, he could have gone to the toilet rite? So dumb. Some more a lot of people facing him but i think the did not paid any attention to him. Then i saw him getting out of the bus in a white long sleeve looking as though nothing happened.

Hello :) tried to finish all my hw today.. And Most tov them were chinese hw!!! aiyo, very difficult lehs.. ever since got into class 1 of chinese, the workload is tremendous. See la, Mr Wang, give me so high marks.. cos me go to this stress class.. Lol, but however, this would benefit my O'level in May!!! So dun worry joel, (pat back), just suffer now.



Kept sneezing as well.. Although i slept at like 10.45pm yesterday and woke up at like 9.45am (11 hr) still a bit tired. Hope i dun fall asleep.. It would be a very bad time to be sick cos Mid year is like 3 weeks away? I think the world spinning to fast.. Must be the Global warming. Cos since we get warm, the particles gain energy and move faster and hence, the world will... YOU GET WAT I MEAN? haha, too mr thia already.



Wah, today mention 2 teachers arh? They should be anoured, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Cant help it miss tay.. 3 teachers and counting.. Confirm got miss chan later.



NOW for jokes!! (told you..)

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.

Haha.. okies, time to sleep! Nites!

dunno wat to write... this will be rather fast one.. SFL was a bit fun with all the activities :) aiya, got to do hw.. skip to JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

You get it?

Even though there is no water, she still said if she could swim!!

Alrighty then, just want to say it was quite a happy day :) nothing much interesting happened... oh, just that during recess, we i was talking to chong keng and gabriel about lifeguard-ing and somehow, i randomly said "if chong keng were to swim, there would be oil pollution, killing everyone in the pool including himself. i wouldn't dare to save him!!" lol.. Ck, if u are seeing this, i can help but t write this. haha..

Had cca and boy was mdm sugu fierce! Was doing ava for the drama play and she was screaming at them... poor thing :D went out of school at 6.45pm! sooo late man.

While walking home, met karyl and her sister.. We were walking and screaming across the road haha.. they went to mac to eat while i tiredly walked home..

I forgotten to add this in the previous post... During the fire drill, edward told me that he listened to the teacher's conversation.. Miss Wani was wearing the helmet and safety jacket saying,"look at my Prada!!" Didnt expect teacher's to be so different during fire drills :) somemore can take picture while doing the excercise. " Mr wang, help us take a picture!"

okie dokie.. Joke of the day:
Yo Mama so old...

When she was at school...there was No history class!

Her birthday expired!

She farts out dust!

Hi hi! Wat a 'marvellous' day today!I have three words to describe it. The three S-es (Asses-donkeys) Scorching Sleepy Stress.. Haha :D NOW, firstly, it was so hot today walk back from school like cooking in microwave like tat. Then sleepy BECAUSE WHY? Yesterday cos do hw sleep at 12.30am!!! Record broken.. yays -.- Stress cos i noe everyone got stress..

There was a fire drill today!! So exhilirating man... waste time for chemistry, tat is the advantage, YOU GET WAT I MEAN? tried to suntan in the field while waiting for teachers to put out the 'fire'.. of course never go darker la. then while suntanning, we were talking about phy good radiator and bad radiator, cooling effect SOMETHING LIKE TAT.. so educational..

I can sleep early today. No hw for me to do :)

Plan to do a joke of the day (rather night):

Q: Why did the man freeze his money??




A:He wanted cold, hard cash!!! ;D

This is my very first post!!! haha, congatulations:) created this blog earlier but forgot the password -.- dumb isn't it... Why am I still up so late? Gotta do my unfinished homework. BUT WHY? i was helping hulbert's history project group film a video. Started a 3pm, ended at 9pm!!! soo late rite? this is how long it takes to do a video. so next time wan my help, book appointment 3 days in advance please...

Erm, if u are reading now and wondering where on earth is the tag board, this blog is premature ok?

so today was a rather nice day. Had my physics test and i did not do 2 [1]mark qns.. Btw, karyl reminded me of the assembly talk :D the most engaging assembly talk in the whole of east spring years!!! the speaker was a london and most of his jokes a very lame like" i gotta confess to you that although i am from london, i live in pasir ris!" ????lol???? and ????haha???? He was talking to us about reading and how beneficial it is (:

well, that wraps up all for today.. even if i have time, i still have to do my hw NOW (Miss Chan). You get wat i mean? (Mr Thia) Yep, something like tat... (Miss Tay)

bai bai..