J O E L

Y O Everyone!

yea i know i wrote that it was to be my last post but since i am relaxing and taking a break, why dun i drop by to blog? Haha

okies just now i chanced upon Zhi Neng's blog and saw some funny stuff :D i asked for permission already so i am not copyrighting ^^

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!__________________________________________________________________

Funny Christian Names (No offence)

Anne Chang - Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin - Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen - Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng - Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow - You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan - Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow - Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah - Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan - Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong - Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng - Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah - Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See - Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh - Never die before (Cantonese)

TAHAHA ;D okies now is a joke i saw in the printer shop.. I didnt ask for permission for this haha..

Say also don't listen
Listen also don't understand
Don't understand also don't ask
Ask also don't do
Do also do wrong
Wrong also don't admit
Admit also don't correct
Correct also not satisfied
Not satisfied also don't say

cool eh? haha okies i go alr. must study ;D

BYE BYE Avery Wan (everyone) ^^

H E L L O again! I know, i have not been updating my blog cos i need to study :/ and most of the time no time to blog.

i am now anout to break down the time i have left to my O levels.. this is going to be so so scary mans.. For y'all taking O levels reading this, this is not for the faint hearted. Serious.

No. of days left to O levels: 31 days
No. of hours to start of O levels: 739 hours (1st paper-1430, with effect from blog time-1930)

Let's say we take 1/2 hour to eat.
No. of hours eating to O levels: 46.5 hours

Let's say we take 1/2 bathe.
No. of hours bathing to O levels: 15.5 hours

Let's say we relax or do others for 3 hours.
No. of hours doing 'others' to O levels: 93 hours

Let's say we take 8 hours of sleep.
No. of hours sleeping to O levels: 248 hours

Therefore, time remaining to O levels : 739-46.5-15.5-248-93= 336 hours
The no. of days left is: 336/24=14 days

This is less then a month. 14 days = 2 weeks! 14 days=336 hours=20160 min=1209600 sec
Isn't it heartbreaking? i think i am very scared now.. No wonder it feels like time is passing super fast.

JOEL TOH HANG HWA MUTTON JOEY SUNSHINE TAU HEUY SMILEY JO pls start NOW. YOU CAN DO IT!!!! ;D NOW STOP USING THE COMP ALR AND STUDY!

okies so this would be the last post till O levels end D; bye bye ppl wish me luck for the exams! and everyone, PLEASE STOP READING AND GO STUDY LAR.. (teehee)

oh well.. i think i shall continue sleeping and if more mysterious things start to happen then i think it is time to call the Ghostbusters...

Ok after sch i went for the RSFL for a while. Finally got to catch up with my good pal Gabriel! Haha ;D hey long time nvr talk alr.. Yep helped him with his E math and told me all his plans after the O lvl. Good luck for ur O lvl mans u can approach me if u hav any problems ^^ Would be looking forward to ur new set of teeth HEHE

ok went home then go out to photocopy the ss notes for zaid. While printing, i walked around 201 and remembered the Sushi Shop Lamb told me abt. HAHA well guess wat? I bought a few for my siblings (Good Da-Ge) :) I bought Black Pepper Crab, Crabstick, Cucumber and tuna, cheese and sausage cocktail sushi YUM YUM

Later might go cut my hair and celebrate JOANNE's bdae. Mummy just suggested Pizza yipee!!!

HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY JOANNE ;D Have fun while u can cos when u grow up, it wun be as easy. Trust me. HAHA!

wah today a lot of pics... okies time to go.

B Y E B Y E !!!!!!

O H I O ;D

Hey Yo P E E P S!

Aiyo O' level coming soon... Today is a Friday alamak one week has gone by alr :/

During chem lesson was looking at the Class photos with Lamb hahaa.. Looked at some weird faces like Tse Hao, Zaid, Darren, Miss Tay especially: her action putting on her specs haha!!

okies Faiz was acting very funny and cute during Math. acting as JoJo Joget in The Noose and then we talked about the movie Johnny English TAHAHAHA ;D

After sch went for MacSpicy Lunch cos there was the MacValue promotion from 12-2pm. The Extra Value Meal is much cheaper during that time haha!! MacSpicy was $5 yay! so niceeee

after that went home.. Just dl Limewire so nice to use ^^ Ate one whole snow skin mooncake again so addictive hehe :)

okies later going out to study le..

B Y E B Y E! there are 37 days to our First O Level Paper D; pls make the Earth stop spinning!!!

H E L L O!

Normal school day. Bought Weather's Original sweet today in case i fell asleep or feel very tired.. It really works haha! Well Lamb oso did not sleep. My sweet was also used to cheer Marcus up haha ^^

It was our last PE lesson and I played badminton. Actually did not want to play and just sit at a place where to walls converge to rest my tired limbs (relak one corner). But ck and mary and hasif wanted to play badminton so just tagged along :)

Chinese was boring again Mr Sun did not do much. Then it was SFL nothing much oso just tearing down all our deco in the class. Collected my photos put at the notice board-all solo photos of me hehe :)

Time to go home! Before that was some High Acheviers talk..

Zack and Cody starting in 1200s time!! ;D later got lifesaving lesson better swim fast!

B Y E B Y E!

PS: Snow Skin mooncake is indeed very soft and tasty and marvellously tantalizing mans!!! Just tried one just now. Entered heaven for a few seconds while eating it HAHA!

Hello Earthlings.. Why do i sound like i am from another planet? well because i would wish for myself to make my way to dreamworld =.=

I stayed up late with xy online to help in the class video. wah styaed up till like 12.30am and slept at 12.40am. So today was very very tired.. Starting was chemistry then physics. In this two periods, i yawned like 24 times man!! So so tired and the worse thing is that each time i yawn, tears would squeeze out of my eyes and make me seem like i am crying =.+ then Mdm Noreha stepped into the class! Hooray! My yawning marathon stopped for a while cos she was just so funny! I really enjoy her lessons ;D

recess and then phy again.. so my yawning started again. In all, i yawned 30 times today -." i did not yawn during chinese. it was not because the lesson was interesting (eh come on la, Sun 老师was teaching leh) but because could take my nap ^^

My L1R5 is 15 D; so very sad..

okies i will have an early night tonight but not now haha.. still got ppl to talk to on msn :)

Bye Bye Earthlings!

YO YO YO!

fello freinds i have come to blog. yesterday was busy and today was as well. alrighties lets's start with yesterday...

Monday:

Sch starts :( got back prelim results yayssssss.. one subject very unfavourable (chem) but others rather happy ^^ The most shocking news was when i had 98/100 for A math P2 :o :o really man i didnt expected it leh!!! haha..

alright next after sch was the production of our class video. It was very difficult to lead the entire class to do an act :/ especially when it was a last minute kinda thing cos jj and xy thought of an idea to film the class. but well it is good that they were cooperative but really srry if we had wasted some precious time... you know, one person communicating with some many ppls with many ideas how to film. however we did not finish recording the song D; haiya nvr practise enough mah.. then the camera went flat too.. oh well have to continue tmr..

went home and changed to go to Kai jie's bdae!! ;D he was treating 7 of us to Swensens dinner yay!! THANKS MAN!! i ordered Grilled Fish Sambal sounds nice right? but it was a rather small serving :/ although it was grilled rather perectly ^^ it was a Healthy Choice food so well there was veg..

Then while paying the bill Wallace went to ask the waiter if they could sing a song to Kai Jie HAHA.. and surprisingly THEY AGREED!!! OKAY here's the bdae song to Kai Jie from the Swensen's crew in 3 languages ;D

after that we spammed the bdae song to Kai Jie @ Popular, the road, MRT station and Bus interchange haha well i guess we are a little high after the Swensens crew sang the song haha!!!

Walked home with Wei Jie. Haha Marcus was very funny as he was looking at WJ shockingly and said " U sure or not? U can walk meh? Wait later walk halfway then collapse.."

LOL i also had a string of jokes suan-ing WJ:-

WJ: Wanna go walk home? Me: U sure or not? Later halfway i walking u are behind dragging your feet..

Me: Aiyo WJ is the "Man who can't be moved" haha how to walk home? (song by the Script)

WJ : I very thisty :/ Can treat me? Me: Treat u? u have no money meh? WJ: Ya wait later i die leh.. Me: U cant die la. You've got built up fats to protect u ^^

Few minutes later...

Me: Then where u wanna go after Os? WJ: Go ploy lor. I think i will excel there de! Me: Orh if the course is Babi course i am sure u will! ;D WJ: Eh dun suan me alr le la!

Haha srry WJ but couldn't help to joke around.. We might be Kindergarten friends though haha!!

Tuesday:

Ok lessons per normal and got back results for ss.. rather tired during lesson dunno why must be cos must wake up early haiyo :/ then

then after sch had to go the music room to do up our class song :) everything went well and we finished it like 5.30pm.. then went to go xy house to edit the video. paused halfway at 6pm for zack and cody haha!

while at xy's house edward and I were saying to xy "aiya there is no need to give us food la. We will just sit here in silence. Although we just ate some ice cream and our stomach needing something hot, its ok.. We wun trouble u.. pls pls no need anything like maggi mee etc.." HAHA aiyo we were acting rather pathetic joking around. But in the end Xy's father bought milo dino, fried chicken, Xy gave us bananas, oreo waffle and ice cream tahahaha!

went home at 9.15pm soo late seh.. reached home ate and jus in time for The Noose haha ;D so funny.. okies now is 11.30pm i go zzz le or else tmr very tired..

H E L L O!!!

today was a rather boring day haha.. went to church as usual cos is a Sunday(: there was breakfast after that and guess wat? I ate like sooo much!! Here is wat i consumed: 5 samosas + 4 curry puffs + 5 fried popiah + 1 chocolate cake :o

so my lunch was affected :/ did not eat much.. a little bit of fried rice..

okies did not know wat to do. Everyones doing their hw so their minds were occupied. so i decided to take a ride in my bicycle (: took joanne along with me. well of course she sat behind me haha! We were actually heading to Sunplaza Park but ended up in Tampines Central Park then cycled pass to Marcus's house and the basketball court. Then to Tampines swimming Complex before reaching Sunplaza Park. Haha like very long way.. but by then Joanne was alr sleeping behind. YEA sleeping! so i rode back home slowly in case she fell off the bike hehe ^^

"Good Da-Ge ;D" by Lamb tahahaha

alright then mum prepared Steamboat wah~ haha so ate and ate and catched KING KONG yays! alright part 2 going to show soon teehee!

BYE BYE tmr sch starts *dun wan to wake up early D;*

Hello beloved friends ;D

woke up very very early today like 5.30am. why? cos i was on a job to deliver newspapers haha! Kang Hui offered me the job teehee.. usually waking up at this time would cos my eyes to be especially slithy and i would drag my feet to the toilet... BUT amazingly, i got up and started brushing my teeth enthusiastically. ok rather weird :s maybe cos i was excited?

met hulbert and we walked to the bus stop where Kang's cousin was waiting in his van. so we set off to Kang's place to collect the newspaper. There was a few towers of newspapers manzz.. So many leh!!! ok we transferred newspapers from Kang's dad's van to Kang's cousin's van. then the rest had to be shifted to Kang's house which, fyi, is on the 11th floor -o- wah each stack had 25 LianHe Zao Bao newspapers weighing 6 kg and if i calculated correctly, there were altogether 98 stacks to be moved to his house. Of course we had trolleys but only 2... and the lift only went to the 10th floor so we had to climb up and down to trnsfer newspapers from 10th to 11th floor.

it might seem very easy but NOOOO.. 20 mins after waking up i am alr excersing.. wah my hands still very pain D; and all these while me, hulbert, Kang's cousin, mum and grandma was shifting the newspaper. Where's Kang? sllllleeeppppingggg -.-

drank a bit of water and then set off to our next job which was to deliver the other newspapers to ppl living in Tanjong Katong. so on the way Kang's mother tying individual newspapers with rubber bands so it would be easir for us to throw at the doorstep. yep we are going to THROW TEEHEHEHE

all the houses were bungalows and terraces and a few mansions :o so very very nice man! some had a private swimming pool, some had fountains in their swimming pool, some had swimming pools and two sports cars!!! the houses are like 3 storeys and some had a very grand driveway.. I love most of the backyards they have sooo niceee ;D i am going to work hard and stay in one of these preety soon^^ we passed by Chung Cheng High School so lovely.. there was a pond and everything so big oso.. The buildings were like the ones seen in the Forbidden City haha!

okies so in the van sat me and hulbert, both at the sides and as we pass the gate of the ppl's grand house, we would throw the newspapers at the front of the gate oh weee!! It rained earlier in the morning so the road was rather wet. So Hulbert and i had to aim accurately and ensure the newspaper reach a dry spot. oh well we missed most of the time so in the end, the rich ppl's would have wet newspapers haha!!! srry arh but this is life- it is unfair ^^ btw, hulbert almost threw up cos of motion sickness haha

alright after the whole journey, we were finally paid OH YEA~~ $40 mans!!! weeee... and we were done at like 9.50am. so we were fetched home and of course i went home to wash my dirty hands.. and continued sleeping haha :)

woke up at 1pm to give a wakecall to marcus haha! alright then ate lunch and thought of lyrics for the class song. rather difficult though :s

okies okies i shall go watch some movies on youtube haha.. BYE BYE (my hand still aches)

Oh ya! CONGRATULATIONS to Lamb for completing pokemon sapphire version haha ;D with my marvellous guide book haha! no la jkjk -^^- And THANKS Hasif for the downloading music software haha!!

Alrighties PPLs i am back~~~~

ok ok i start with yesterday. woke up in the morning buy lunch then off to Delta swimming complex for my CPR test hehe! yea was confident to take the test. so wee soon and i along with the gang took train to redhill so far away mans..

when we reached there, the tester also just drove in and so he took our attendance. wee soon and i were first to start. everything went well until the part about giving to rescue blows to an infant. aiyo i do wrongly lor suppose to be Mouth-to-Mouth and Nose but i was doing Mouth-to-Mouth D; luckily the tester ask me to repeat so then i did it correctly haha

then went to the theory part his questions were rather weird like nothing related to wat we studied -.- but still we passed HOORAY!! Now left one more test to my Part time lifeguard :)

after the test walked around City Hall with the group cos Jlynn wanted to buy something for her friend.. Marks and Spencers t-shirts are nice man! i shall go there to buy next time :D

OK now for today. Set off early in the morning with wee soon to make my Ic and Ez link.

To the person that has not returned my wallet : I forgive you this once. I am going to forget about it but i would not forget the fact that u DID NOT RETURN my wallet }:(

alrighties we first went to lavender and made my ic.. payment of $100 WAHS! then the went through the normal procedures get thumbprint etc.. The person told me by 6 oct can collect so that's good news that i can get my ic b4 O' levels :D there's a grace period till 22 Sep for the 'person' to return my ic so that i can cancel the making of my new ic. so 'you' noe wat to do ah!

then hopped to pasir ris to make my ez link.. there's no grace period :( but anyways, i now have an identification in the SBS transit world haha! goodies.. had lunch at the food court very good food there as well! bought kai jie's present then went to tampines interchange meet jj and hasif to prac class song.. actually more like composing the lyrics.

okies tmr morning maybe going to work delivering newspapers to ppl in bungalows get $30 hahaha good money eh? hehe.. but must wake up early like 6am! -.-

okies i go eat dinner bb!!!

YO YO YO!!!

glad i woke up without any sneeezes and feeling fresh indeed haha! However i still have a mild sore throat :/ must be the kit kat i ate yesterday yum yum ^^

okie dokie did not do anything in the morning but watched tv. Channel 5 was showing this food show and the guy was making a seafood cusine Mmmm... it was so delicious to look at! the way he cooked the lobster, scallops, clams, and all the other wonderful seafood accompanied with delicious tantalizing tomato sauce ;D felt very hungry alr so went to buy lunch for siblings but of course, the market food was nothing compared to the marvellous seafood in the show ^^

alright then went to meet wee soon. we were suppose to meet at 1.45pm but i guess he forgot and came an hour earlier -.- haha so well i changed and accompanied him. walked around 201 and went to the sushi shop lamb told me about. wah indeed it was like Edo sushi then the sushi all like very cheap :D next time go there and buy tahaha..

2pm came and we went to coach house for our lifeguard CPR lesson. His house is just next to mine haha.. so we practised CPR tmr is our test so we needed to practise :) well I answered coach's question and performed CPR very well so i guess i am very prepared for tmr's test haha ^^ confident to pass.. so more coach say the teser is very lineint oh yea..

so after that went home to catch zack and cody haha! very funny oh yea..

dinner time! didn;t study today i think i'd better do something tonight. maybe finish up hw?

okies BYE BYE!!!

oh ya my 6th day since i lost my wallet D; PLEASE RETURN MY WALLET BACK TO ME!!!! >:(

HELLO!

oh yea today went to catch the movie WALL.E with my siblings, a movie treat from my mummy hehe^^ the movie was great ;D Wall.e and Eve are so cute and the last part of the movie was really touching and romantic :) the movie also had loads of fat ppl haha!!! they have lost a lot of bone mass and a huge flesh mass LOL.. I still can't forget how wall.e says his name hehe.. "wwwaaalll.eeeeee" (must be draggy de) and how wall.e says Eve's name: "Eeeeevvvaaaa" haha
Lamb, is Eve not Eva haha :) Disney pixar has indeed done a great job man and wall.e is really really very cute hahahaha....

okie dokie heard that edward, lamb, jojo, tse hao, jj, marissa, kz, wee soon, avi went to watch 4bia @ ehub Cathay haha.. hope they had a good scare though ;D

haiyo throughout the whole day kept sneezing and sneezing hope i dun fall sick :/ must take care of my health..

it has been 4 days since my wallet has been missing :s oh my where are you?!!! come back to meeeeeee!!! I neeeeddd yoouuu badly! O' levels is in october and i am not sure whether i can make my ic in time b4 the exams start D; My CPR test is this thurs and i need my ez link card!!!! haiyo this two important cards are missing at the wrong time... aiyo the person who has my wallet pls pls pls quickly return it ok??? i will reward you handsomely ^^

okies i think i'd better have a good rest in case a get a fever... bye bye frens!!!

Ello ppls! xD

nothing much happened today.. woke up at like 11.30am and slacked around.. and during lunch, i watched Red Cliff yet again! Haiyo watch 3 times liao... cos my mummy wan to watch mah so i accompany her hehe ^^

alright now maybe watch mooviees on comp and do up my eng hw.. hiaz dun feel like doing though :s nvr mind do very very slowly bah..

BYES! :D