J O E L

Y O Everyone!

yea i know i wrote that it was to be my last post but since i am relaxing and taking a break, why dun i drop by to blog? Haha

okies just now i chanced upon Zhi Neng's blog and saw some funny stuff :D i asked for permission already so i am not copyrighting ^^

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!__________________________________________________________________

Funny Christian Names (No offence)

Anne Chang - Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin - Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen - Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng - Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng - Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow - You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan - Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow - Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah - Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan - Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong - Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng - Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah - Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See - Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh - Never die before (Cantonese)

TAHAHA ;D okies now is a joke i saw in the printer shop.. I didnt ask for permission for this haha..

Say also don't listen
Listen also don't understand
Don't understand also don't ask
Ask also don't do
Do also do wrong
Wrong also don't admit
Admit also don't correct
Correct also not satisfied
Not satisfied also don't say

cool eh? haha okies i go alr. must study ;D

BYE BYE Avery Wan (everyone) ^^