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WAH finally time found me to start blogging again! So sorry i couldnt update my blog on a regular basis cos i was busy with all the JC schoolwork, tutorils, lecture notes and project reports D; rather sad there's no time for myself but now, I'm a bit FREE haha. But of course this is much better than having no school and waiting for poly classes to start, rotting at home haha..

okies my lecturers are super super lame! First up, Math lecturer looks like Mah Bow Tan, the Tampines MP :D He was teaching us differentiation said ".. and this is the essence of.. CHICKEN" -.-" wat a cold joke. then he taught us how to plot a graph with our Graphic Calculator. "Now i'm going to teach you how to adjust the window, not the window at home" LOL duh of course not there la! But he's very good at keeping us awake by showing us very lame video adverisements. And he comes up with lame moral of the story. One of them is this..


okies so wat's the moral of the story? "Do not rob the bank" Lame seh..

alright now for the Chem lecturer, he's not all that funny but he asked this riddle.
If H20 is water, wat is H2O4? make a guess!
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Did you guess it right? it is FOR drinking, bathing etc.. HAHAHA
right now the next lecturer, which is also my chem tutor, is lecturing us. Her hair is rather fixed (look like a wig) i think she put a lot of gel on her hair to mould it into a helmet shape. And her lips are super pale making her look sick everytime i see her.

Physics! unlike miss Sakinah, the lecturer is super beautiful and pretty n young! i think she has many suitors.. There's another physics lecturer who looks exactly like Peter Parker in Spiderman movie haha! just hand him a camera and vwala - Peter Parker is born again :D

Up next, Chinese tutor! yay he's very very funny :D he showed us this super funny video and he's english is not bad at all..



HAHA so funny lor! and he has mr thia's traits, wetting his long sleeve shirt front and back. and he also complains about how hot is it like mr thia haha :D

ok GP tutor makes her lesson interesting and she's also rather cheerful kind. But i miss Mdm Noreha's pro active english lessons D;

The econs lecturer last week has rather bad english articulation.
"Chef"= "che-af",
"Asthma"="Arse-mah",
"Assumption"="A-soom-tion"
"Franchise"="Front-chise"
HAHA i think she's gotta attend mdm noreha's oral english lessons! (and she scratched her armpit abt 5 times with abt 600 pair of eyes looking at her :s yuck...)
But this week's econs lecturer has a very tiring voice. you will sleep with the way she speaks..

ok that's about it! :D tmr's the college road race. Was asked to be Road Marshalls along the track as all Health and Fitness Club members have to volunteer. So you should know wat my CCA is already hor! Eh there are no plump overweight ppl in this club. Rather, all are super buuilt ok!

alright gotta go do my physics tutorial already :D

Byebyebyebyebye...