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Haiz yes the load of homework has reached its peak again :( and i still got time to go blog hehe.. dun feel like doing it now. Just when i finished a tutorial, i find another tutorial hiding behind the lecture notes. Cheeky lecturers try to hind the tutorials at the back so we dunno. Haiyo one after another.. never going to finish it. I miss those days in ESSS where you can finish homework within one hour D; Got chinese project to do, Math tutorial 3 and 4, Physics tutorial 2, chem tutorial 4, general paper, econs tutorial. and next week is a row of test back to back the whole week! ARGHH haven grasp everything yet D;

alright enough ranting. Lectures are getting boring and the teachers are speeding up and cramping a whole lot of chunk faster and faster than before. Before you can understand, the period is over. looks like i have to unleash my power of independent learning. lazy la.

just realise a few cliches from teachers like Mr Thia's "you get wat i mean?" HAHA one is miss choo (chem tutor) who likes to say "ladies and gentlemen" lol.. and chinese teacher "听我说" which means listen to me HAHA :D

okies i'll go eat dinner alr BYEBYEBYE

WAH finally time found me to start blogging again! So sorry i couldnt update my blog on a regular basis cos i was busy with all the JC schoolwork, tutorils, lecture notes and project reports D; rather sad there's no time for myself but now, I'm a bit FREE haha. But of course this is much better than having no school and waiting for poly classes to start, rotting at home haha..

okies my lecturers are super super lame! First up, Math lecturer looks like Mah Bow Tan, the Tampines MP :D He was teaching us differentiation said ".. and this is the essence of.. CHICKEN" -.-" wat a cold joke. then he taught us how to plot a graph with our Graphic Calculator. "Now i'm going to teach you how to adjust the window, not the window at home" LOL duh of course not there la! But he's very good at keeping us awake by showing us very lame video adverisements. And he comes up with lame moral of the story. One of them is this..


okies so wat's the moral of the story? "Do not rob the bank" Lame seh..

alright now for the Chem lecturer, he's not all that funny but he asked this riddle.
If H20 is water, wat is H2O4? make a guess!
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Did you guess it right? it is FOR drinking, bathing etc.. HAHAHA
right now the next lecturer, which is also my chem tutor, is lecturing us. Her hair is rather fixed (look like a wig) i think she put a lot of gel on her hair to mould it into a helmet shape. And her lips are super pale making her look sick everytime i see her.

Physics! unlike miss Sakinah, the lecturer is super beautiful and pretty n young! i think she has many suitors.. There's another physics lecturer who looks exactly like Peter Parker in Spiderman movie haha! just hand him a camera and vwala - Peter Parker is born again :D

Up next, Chinese tutor! yay he's very very funny :D he showed us this super funny video and he's english is not bad at all..



HAHA so funny lor! and he has mr thia's traits, wetting his long sleeve shirt front and back. and he also complains about how hot is it like mr thia haha :D

ok GP tutor makes her lesson interesting and she's also rather cheerful kind. But i miss Mdm Noreha's pro active english lessons D;

The econs lecturer last week has rather bad english articulation.
"Chef"= "che-af",
"Asthma"="Arse-mah",
"Assumption"="A-soom-tion"
"Franchise"="Front-chise"
HAHA i think she's gotta attend mdm noreha's oral english lessons! (and she scratched her armpit abt 5 times with abt 600 pair of eyes looking at her :s yuck...)
But this week's econs lecturer has a very tiring voice. you will sleep with the way she speaks..

ok that's about it! :D tmr's the college road race. Was asked to be Road Marshalls along the track as all Health and Fitness Club members have to volunteer. So you should know wat my CCA is already hor! Eh there are no plump overweight ppl in this club. Rather, all are super buuilt ok!

alright gotta go do my physics tutorial already :D

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The author, Toh Hang Hwa Joel, is still keeping his blog alive. He is too busy adjusting to his JC life and hence has very little time to update his everyday life on Blogger. He has given Blogger a note to inform readers that he would find a time to update his blog and excite you with his very fun and exciting JC life (apparently having no time for himself). He is, at this point of time rushing to finish his homework so please be patient. He hopes you understand that JC has very little time for you to update your blog. Master Joel will be back, hopefully very soon, to update you.

Master Joel's personal assistant.

after that we had ice breaker games and played loads of fun and dirty games to get closer to our Civics Group/ Orientation group (otherwise known as class). I was happy that i've got into the house ATLAS (the Dragon) so cool! Then we did loads of cheers all the cheers are very creative and funny as well haha. can be lame too -.-" oh ya, i got injured on my both knees while crawling on my stomach on the mud under the table. (the games are that dirty). One station had you drenched in a mixture of mud, water, ketchup, and more disgusting smells that make you smell like a dog. really like a dog.

made new friends today fun fun! err there was the mass dance session and we had to learn the couple dance. i was partnered up with this not exactly pretty and beautiful and huge teeth girl D; worst of all, she had sweaty palms. ARGhhh i hated it when i have to touch her hands. its either she has a medical condition or she is so nervous to hold a guys hand. it felt like touching this very soggy wet mouldy bread. Yuck la! had to disinfect my hand after the dance.

alright tmr's Meridian Mass Monopoly where we are going on an amazing race around singapore! more cool than today HAHA :D wah mjc so fun! "who dares to mess with us, will be chao tah!" (one of the lines in the school cheer)

okies i'd better go take a rest for tmr's activity!

Byeeeeeeeeee.....

alright tomorow still got sch. trying to get used to waking up early and get in the studying mood.. haiyo tmr's schedule is having to learn their mass dance, very tough with everyone not talking to each other and feeling very awkard to do since the ice has not been broken yet. and choir auditions?! oh my trying to kope choir ppl so soon... i certainly won't join mans. even ck doesn't want to haha.

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